“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late” – Benjamin Franklin

“Fun Fact: The last time every human was on the planet was 31 October 2000. Since then at least 1 person has been in space so if you were born after that date, you have never had a day when every person was on earth” – Hannah Fry

“A reminder that every dead body on Mount Everest used to be a highly motivated person. So maybe we should all just calm down a little and have some dessert” – Anon

“True leaders are made from hard work and integrity” – Hope Solo

“When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It’s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid” – Rick Gervais

“Weaselling out of things is a good skill to learn. It is what separates us from the animals – except the weasel” – Homer Simpson