“If God invented Marathons to prevent people from doing something more stupid, then triathlons must have taken him completely by surprise!” – PZ Pearce

“Speak your mind; even if your voice shakes” – Maggie Smith (RIP)

“Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt free, well fed dog who sleeps 16 hours a day ” – Anon

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late” – Benjamin Franklin

“Fun Fact: The last time every human was on the planet was 31 October 2000. Since then at least 1 person has been in space so if you were born after that date, you have never had a day when every person was on earth” – Hannah Fry

“A reminder that every dead body on Mount Everest used to be a highly motivated person. So maybe we should all just calm down a little and have some dessert” – Anon